Vampires Suck: Dark Comedy Vampire Novel (Paperback) The book for people who think vampires suck
Own the physical edition of this 5.5 x 8.5" trade paperback filled with immortal chaos and sharp dark humor. Follow Lester, descendant of Judas Iscariot, as he endures two thousand years of bad decisions and cosmic jokes in a gritty Tijuana dive bar. When Dawn asks for thirty pieces of silver, Lester faces a choice between salvation or further damnation. Perfect for readers who love a fresh, satirical take on vampire mythology combined with literary horror and noir style. Finished with a matte cover and premium cream paper, this 320-page book is a must-have for fans of dark comedy and supernatural fiction. Ships fast with free shipping on orders over $X.
Print Edition • Trade Paperback
The vampire book for people who think vampires suck—literally and figuratively.
Own the physical edition of this darkly comic vampire novel that flips the immortality genre on its head. Lester, descendant of Judas Iscariot, has survived two thousand years of boredom, bad decisions, and worse hangovers in a Tijuana dive bar. When Dawn walks in asking for thirty pieces of silver, his curse collides with a chance at salvation—or just another cosmic joke.
Why readers love this book: ✓ Fresh take on vampire mythology and biblical lore
✓ Razor-sharp dark humor meets philosophical depth
✓ Anti-hero you’ll love to hate (or hate to love)
✓ Literary fiction quality with genre fiction fun
✓ Perfect for book clubs that appreciate dark comedy
Specifications:
- Trim Size: 5.5 x 8.5 inches (US Trade format)
- Binding: Paperback with matte finish cover
- Pages: 320 pages of immortal chaos
- Paper: Premium cream paper, professional printing
- ISBN: [Your ISBN here]
Genre Tags: Vampire Fiction | Dark Comedy | Literary Horror | Satire | Noir Fiction | Supernatural
Comparable titles: Christopher Moore’s A Dirty Job, Chuck Palahniuk’s Damned, Neil Gaiman’s American Gods
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