Vampires Suck: A Dark Comedy Novel About Immortality, Redemption, and Biblical Curses Digital Format (ePub/PDF)
Darkly funny vampire novel for fans of anti-heroes and biblical satire. Follow Lester, an immortal cursed vampire trapped in a Tijuana dive bar, as he navigates tequila, redemption, and a noir comedy of biblical proportions. Perfect for readers who want vampire stories with bite and dark humor.
A darkly funny vampire novel for readers who hate sparkly vampires.
Lester isn’t your typical vampire. He’s the cursed descendant of Judas Iscariot, doomed to immortality after his grandfather’s botched suicide two thousand years ago. Trapped in a Tijuana dive bar drowning in tequila and existential despair, Lester’s eternal life becomes a noir comedy of biblical proportions when a mysterious woman named Dawn asks for thirty silver coins—and offers him a chance at redemption, or destruction.
Perfect for fans of:
Dark humor fiction and satirical novels
Vampire books with bite (and blasphemy)
Literary fiction meets horror comedy
Anti-hero protagonists and unreliable narrators
Modern retellings of biblical stories
Chuck Palahniuk, Christopher Moore, and Bukowski-style noir
Genre: Dark Comedy | Horror Fiction | Supernatural Thriller | Literary Satire
Pages: 320
Language: English
Keywords: vampire novel, dark comedy books, immortality fiction, biblical satire, anti-hero, Tijuana noir, existential fiction, redemption story
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